Off with their..... internet

Back in the day people came up with ingenious and endless forms of torture: dumping boiling oil, cutting off one's hand, removing small squares of skin with a dagger, locking one in a tower for years on end, etc.

Now days we have made it much easier to inflict torment on our fellow man..

simply turn off their internet.

I have been without internet for over 2 months (hence why I have not blogged). It has been long, torturous, lonely, etc. But ladies and gentlemen.... drumroll please..... the torture is over and.... I'm back!!!